whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
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This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
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Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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