We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
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i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
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just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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