I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
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Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
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It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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