it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
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I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
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Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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