they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
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theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
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My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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