it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
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If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
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Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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