nut hugger
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
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He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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