am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
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When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
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3 2 1 whiskey
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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