honey bunches of taint.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
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shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
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We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
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