how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
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He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
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This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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