just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
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the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
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You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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