oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
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I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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