Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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