need another drink. this is the easiest way
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
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It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
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So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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