I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
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We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
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I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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