I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
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i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
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so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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