Is it normal to miss your booty call?
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
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I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
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Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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