Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
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apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
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I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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