Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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