Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
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Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
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Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
He has the fingertips of a God
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