Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
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Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
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My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
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