his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
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Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
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When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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