in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
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just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
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Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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