Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
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you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
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...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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