i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
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The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
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We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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