The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
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How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
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I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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