this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
everyone is single if you try hard enough
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
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At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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