Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
he fucked my hip out of place.
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
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What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
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