he wants to bone in the snuggie
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
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My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
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I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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