Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
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another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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