She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
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you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
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I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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