so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Holy sore nipples Batman
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I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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