At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
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he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
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Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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