I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
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Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
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No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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