I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
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I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
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Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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