He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
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He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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