the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
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No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
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We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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