On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I need a burrito and a hug.
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I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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