drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
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I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
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If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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