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i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
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she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
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you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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