As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
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P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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