No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
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i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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