Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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