just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
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Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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