All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
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I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
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I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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