feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
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I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
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This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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