Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
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I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
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Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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