how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
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i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
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She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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