so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
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i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
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Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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