if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
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I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
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I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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